Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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