- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

an emo girl walked into a white room

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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