- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have aids

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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