Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Wright flyer

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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