What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

you see theres this guy.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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