- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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