What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

You were born.

im saul and i love cock

What do I hate? people

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Your mother just died.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

whatdumb and gay stewart price

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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