What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

lets bomb africa

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

so...um, yeah

One time at band camp.............that's it........

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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