Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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