You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Women's professional sports

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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