What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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