- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Knock knock

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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