- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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