Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

j.p. is dumb

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

CFL

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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