What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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