- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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