How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Knock knock. Its open.

This is a joke.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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