What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Poker? I barely even know her.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What's 2+2? Fish

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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