Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

... Chan chan

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