- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Urban ghettos

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

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