- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

So these two girls have a cup .

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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