- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

your no better than a cockroach

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Your life

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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