- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

tea with milk?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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