Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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