What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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