How about that airline food?

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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