- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Your Mom

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

THe Election

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What does two plus two equal? 4

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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