- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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