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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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