How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

I dont have a girlfriend

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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