- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do black people eat? Food.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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