- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why so serious ?

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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