- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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