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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Fine, ladies first.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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