So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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