- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Women's rights.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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