- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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