- Anti Joke

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

whats white and sticky glue