- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A Fat Kenyan

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

I like that, but why am I happy?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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