What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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