What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

i killed my family

charlie sheen

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

Justin Bieber

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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