- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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