Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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