- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

tim has no humor

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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