- Anti Joke

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.