- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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