Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Roses are red, yup.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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