- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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