Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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