Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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