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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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