A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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