- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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