"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Joke

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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