her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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