- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man? A person

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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