SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Bob Saget that is all

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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