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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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