What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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Women's Rights

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Adam Chebali has no life

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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