- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What do you call a black man? A person

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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