whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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