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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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