- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

I put my baby in a microwave.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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