Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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