- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Donald Trump

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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