- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

tee hee

Fine, ladies first.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??