- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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