Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Fine, ladies first.

Y u do dis?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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