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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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