What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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